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[E-card] No Rest for the Wicked

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Label War

For reasons that make little sense to my readers, my wife, or even myself, I often refer to my son as Detective Munch. But that’s almost exclusively online; I never call him that to his face. No, to...

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[E-card] Common Ground

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[E-card] A Whole New World

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[E-card] Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

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Parenting, in a Nutshell

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Ten Things I Hate About Parenting

Parenting is the worst thing in the world and the worst part about it is how fast it goes by. Such is the paradox every mom and dad must come to terms with as soon as their first child is born. The bad...

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[E-card] So Fresh and So Clean

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No LEGO to Stand On

People love them some LEGOs. I recognize this. I’m not here to bury them (those people or the LEGOs). But I’m not here to praise them either (those people or the LEGOs). I’m just ambivalent about the...

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From the Mouths of Babes

Is there anything your munchkin says that ISN’T on this list? Add it in the comments! The post From the Mouths of Babes appeared first on Dad and Buried.

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[E-card] Insane in the Membrane

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The Dad and Buried Stress-o-Meter!

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How to Act Like a Child at Work

My four-year-old’s commitment to being irrational is so absolute, it’s like living with Andy Kaufman. While he’s in character as Tony Clifton. I honestly can’t tell where the act ends and the real...

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[Image] Circle Jerks

For this week’s edition of Wordless Wednesday, I created a VERY scientific diagram, in which I’ve categorized a few varieties of obnoxious people in order to determine where their behavior overlaps....

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[E-card] Creature Report

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Inflategate

Is there anything more enticing to kids than a bouncy house? Is there anything more nerve-wracking for parents than a bouncy house? Most of these unregulated party props serve as manic mosh pits full...

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The Great Mother’s Day Gift Discrepancy

Everyone knows children get special treatment. We whine and complain about how annoying they are, frustrating they are, how stressful they are, and then when they actually do something worthy of...

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[E-card] Bite Club

The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The first rule of Bite Club is you never stop talking about Bite Club. Seriously, if someone bites you, scream bloody murder and alert...

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Noise Tolerance

Parenting is an experiment. You keep trying new things, seeing what works (nothing) and what doesn’t (everything), and shifting your techniques accordingly until you land on the perfect (read:...

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A Hard Night’s Night

Nothing is more joyous than getting your kids to bed for the night. Unfortunately, when their bedtime routine is finally completed, you’re usually too spent to take advantage. Getting your kids to bed...

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